- [Grunts] Ah, well, Sanjay. Wow! It's not Egyptian. While there, Homer is kidnapped. Treasure, dog food? But I have something more important to say. For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted. Just look at all that ice cream. Hey, who unplugged my freezer? I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the InvasiCare Clinic. You're just having a bad day. [Gasps] The project. Somebody's gotta set that girl straight and I know how to do it. Look at my "aggieculture" project. Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis Sounds good. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Elle a l'air triste. Easy does it now. Wolfe gives it to her. We must relinquish the giddy glamour of show business and return to the humble pleasures of the neighborhood shopkeeper. [énervé] Lisa ! But those candy bars are all squished and melted. Why didn't you tell me? And a spring for his curly tail. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. [End of Act One. Ooh, a tough question but a fair one. Uh, I am! What a time to be alive. Lisa: Dearest Log: I am me again! "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase" is the twenty-fourth episode of the eighth season of The Simpsons. Pitched ideas. Lisa, come on. You're just having a bad day. We're nothing but a big bunch of losers. - [Cracking] [Jasper Moans] By gum, it worked. That's just foolishness! I mean, splendid. [Chuckling] - [Door Dings] - Hi, frozen body. Oh, your dad used to be smart as a monkey. Join your family. Marge, get me your address book... four beers and my conversation hat. LISA Yeah, mom, c'mon! Oh, Kenny. 09x17 - Lisa the Simpson. " Lisa the Iconoclast " is the sixteenth episode of The Simpsons ' seventh season. What strange wonders lie inside? [Sighs] If you're suggesting I stayed up all night... trying to solve that childish puzzle... you're right. Let her speak. If you would just apologize to Louie, you could get your hair cut the way you want. It's a pig! Hey, angel pie. Directed by Carlos Baeza. Time: 5:22] At Springfield Elementary. It first aired in the United States on the Fox network on December 16, 2001. Actually, it's not so much funny as it is long. That's my chop!" BART Whoa, cool, God is so in your face! They pieced it together from old shows, but it seems new to the trusting eyes of impressionable youth. Like you! P.S. Get- Right- Back- - [Grunts] - I'll get your coat. In the episode, Lisa writes an essay on Springfield founder Jebediah Springfield for the town's bicentennial. Dinner will be ready in three minutes. Oh, ain't no big deal. - [Crowd Murmurs] The label vanished many years ago. [End of Act One. Bart: It's a new episode. Simpson gene? At the dinner table ... Bart didn't get one vote? Isn't there any way I can change my D. I'll just give you a C-minus. No, no, no. It's the kind John Glenn eats when he's not in space. Hello. You look tired. Lisa, I think you'll really enjoy it here. Now you're swinging, honey. In fact, she is so beloved that she was almost turned into a Disney princess for a promo. For reasons beyond my control, I will soon become vapid, sluggish and slow-witted. The animation is really choppy.) Did you get that brainteaser yet? You're lucky he's still alive. Some of us are still trying to solve it. Your tomato soup is getting a skin on top. Oh. Another Simpsons Clip Show [Bart and Lisa are watching Itchy and Scratchy. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. Or an environmental lawyer. Um, I'm looking for something in an after-dinner burrito. [Scratching] - [School Bell Rings] - [Cheering] Okay, let's see. But you're suffering. 08/17/98 17:46 ♪[Chorus Singing] [Tires Screeching] ... My name is Lisa Simpson. Good use of pipe cleaners, Becky. He's like a frozen father to me. I'm Chief of Complicated Surgery at the lnvasiCare Clinic. Homer realizes that he's been ignoring Lisa since she was a baby and thinks that's what's causing problems now, so he buys Lisa a pony to change her opinion of him. - Grampa! The Simpsons is an American adult animated sitcom created by Matt Groening for the Fox Broadcasting Company. That's right. So before that happens, I want to share some things with you that have meant a lot to me. I'm surprised at you, Lisa. Maybe people got hurt. LISA The mirror. Aw, they just came for the buffalo wings. And it's nothing to be ashamed of. No apology! Maybe you're just a lousy cook. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.Lisa: That's specious reasoning, Dad.Homer: Thank you, sweetie.Lisa: Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.Homer: Uh-huh, and how does it work?Lisa: It doesn't work. I think the film should answer all your questions. Me and Frostillicus go back a long way. Well, does it hurt when you go like this? Like numerous preceding episodes, "My Sister, My Sitter" deals with the relationship between Bart and Lisa. In fine condition. That's a good idea. Are ya tired, Lisa? Lisa: Dear Log: My worst fears have been confirmed, I've hit my mental and creative peak at the tender age of eight, what will my life be like after I descend into mediocrity? You probably should have researched this first, eh, Dad? It's called lice. So all the Simpson women turn out okay. Come on. Good glavin. We already bought us a stained glass bathrobe... and the world's fattest racehorse. Lisa looks worried. I'll just give you a C-minus. - [Thumps] - Oh. But it doesn't mean you can't live a long and pointless life. En fait, tout sur Lisa [Zoom sur Lisa qui reçoit son prix]. - [Clatter] - Ah! The Wildlife Attacks Lisa. Time has ravaged your once-youthful looks. Lisa insulted us, Mom. Marge, we need 5,000 c.c. Let the opening statements commence. 's of snacks, stat! I rounded up every Simpson in the tri-city area... so I can prove to you there's nothing wrong with the Simpson genes. It's me, Ronaldo! Return to your state of living death at once, sir. It's important to be yourself. Lisa sponsors an orphan in Brazil, and when he goes missing she convinces the family to go to Brazil to find him. - Better. No, no! Script : St Lisa Blues SEQ 1 - INT/JOUR Maison des Simpson - Salle de bains [Lisa se regarde dans la glace. Not according to any movie I've ever seen. Oh, no! Cowgirl: Howdy, pardners! Oh, Lisa's right. You have to listen to the notes she's not playing. Santa's Little Helper comes bounding up to Lisa, but when she smiles, the dog runs away scared. Oh, Dad, I've never been happier to be your daughter! Because your father has a big surprise for you. Room for one more. SEQ 3 – EXT/NUIT Krustylu Studio [Une banderole est déroulée à l'entrée et indique : « Ce soir, 4000e Krusty Show ». I can't do anything right lately. Dear Log: It won't be long now before my mind melts into a soft, Simpsony sludge. But what happens when the buildings say, "No more"? Voiced by Yeardley Smith since day one of the show, she has become a type of cartoon icon for many people seeking social justice around the world. Homer buys Lisa a pony that the family can ill afford. It seems that there was this- Whoo! [Whimpers] Well, you look pretty successful. - Would you like to see it again? Condition:--not specified. Quit it. Or Regional Sales Coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk and trundle beds. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » S » The Simpsons Script view. It's damn near irresistible. This is a convenience store not a freak show. What's your opinion? ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Lisa_the_Simpson?oldid=154965. I've awakened in the future. The Simpsons is an Emmy Award-, Annie Award- and Peabody Award-winning animated comedy. I used to share a bathroom with Frostillicus. 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